I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
