so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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