i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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