I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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