He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
