sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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