Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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