Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Help me help you realize you are a moron
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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