Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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