i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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