Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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