Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Come see our sink grown plant.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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