therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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