did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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