im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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