i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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