so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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