I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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