You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
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You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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