THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize