how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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