tell your sister to shave her snatch
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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