just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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