i'm signing you up for texting rehab
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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