But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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