She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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