how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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