she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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