garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
please come you make the beer taste better
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I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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