Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
