fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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