it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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