so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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