marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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