saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
