Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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