You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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