ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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