Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
