just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Randomize
