found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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