Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
and i looked up. we had an audience...
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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