Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
