I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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