Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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