butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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