What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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