is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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