Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just gargled with NyQuil
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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