well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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