i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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