So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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