bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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