wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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