I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
nutella sex= disaster
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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