Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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