margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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